- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

Yo daddy!

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Chicken

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Women

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

what do gay people eat?? food

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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