How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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9/11

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Knock knock What

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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