- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Nice weather we're having.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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