THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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