Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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Passing by

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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