Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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antijokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Good boy

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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