My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

Q

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Knock Knock Come in

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Anti Joke

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