- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Women's Rights.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

whats white and gooy liguid goop

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

connor sucks

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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