What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

A jew go out of a bar

Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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