A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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