- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

how black is a black man? pretty black.

So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

Poverty.

What's brown and sticky? Poop

How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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