Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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