whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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4/20.

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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