A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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The Holocaust.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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4/20.

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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