Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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