C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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Lol, thats sweet, you making me nervous in a good way now. No, the thing is that I need to use this crap every morning, yeah, but its late here now, and since I was born with this condition, remembering is far easier than forgetting, and while the bleeding has stopped now, I was never in any pain whatsoever, and the bleeding would have stopped eventually because of you know... Coagulation? But, if I lets say spend a week without my meds, things would look pretty ugly. I get the meds for cheap, by my new doctor since the old one was a bitch... Excuse me, can we take five minutes? I know I said I would return last time and did not, but I will, I am just a bit... Well, I need a bit more blood in my body right now, I am fine, no danger... If I where I would not be chatting here, but getting my ass of to the doc.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I'm not here.

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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