Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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minecraft

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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A piece of rope walks into a bar, and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope goes into the bathroom, ties himself into a knot, then rubs himself against the walls until his ends are ragged. Then he walks out and says to the bartender: "I'm a frayed knot." The bartender replies, "Right, I see that you've tied yourself into a knot and frayed your ends. So what? What are you trying to prove?" "Well, I...I mean, it was supposed to be a pun, and you were supposed to react like...like it was..." "Look, I thought I was doing you something nice by letting you use the restroom, even though I told you we don't serve ropes here. And then you go in there and rub yourself against the walls or some crazy shit, and probably get them all dirty, and you come out and expect I'm going to give you a drink because of a pun? Is that how you think this works? Get out of my bar before I call the police." The rope slinks out, still tied in a knot, and eventually finds somebody willing to buy a bottle of cheap vodka for him at a liquor store. He never sets foot in the bar again.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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