"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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i love antijokes

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penis

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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