- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

a black guy leaves prison

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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