- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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