Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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A pregnant woman goes to the hospital to deliver a baby. It is born perfectly normal and healthy, the doctor looks at the mother and father offering them congratulations as he hands them a 9 lb 10 oz baby boy. The mother wanted a girl, but she instead develops post part em depression. She goes through years of psychotherapy to again become well adjusted, her second child is a girl.

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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Lol, thats sweet, you making me nervous in a good way now. No, the thing is that I need to use this crap every morning, yeah, but its late here now, and since I was born with this condition, remembering is far easier than forgetting, and while the bleeding has stopped now, I was never in any pain whatsoever, and the bleeding would have stopped eventually because of you know... Coagulation? But, if I lets say spend a week without my meds, things would look pretty ugly. I get the meds for cheap, by my new doctor since the old one was a bitch... Excuse me, can we take five minutes? I know I said I would return last time and did not, but I will, I am just a bit... Well, I need a bit more blood in my body right now, I am fine, no danger... If I where I would not be chatting here, but getting my ass of to the doc.

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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C'est l'histoire d'un français paumé qui se retrouve sur un site anglais.

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Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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