A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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hi. thats what she said.

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69, hahaha

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Anti Joke

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