A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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maddie latino

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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I can't think of a joke!

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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