why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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who smells? •Liam

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Susie has Autism

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robin, get in the car.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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Chuck Norris.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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