"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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math test 2=2

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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