why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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balls in ya mouf

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Johnson stops eating

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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