Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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the guy below me is gay

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Hello

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