Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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Womens rights.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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Obama is a good president.

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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