What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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dj miky

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

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The horse's name was Friday

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Junior's love life.

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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Guy walks into a bar and half his head is an orange. Barman: What can i get.. holy shit half your head is an orange!! How did that happen?? Guy: Magic Lamp, rubbed it, three wishes etc etc. Barman: What in the bejesus were your three wishes, half your head is an orange. Guy: First Wish – I wished for every woman in the world to love me. Barman: Right, that is ok. What was your second wish? Guy: Second Wish – I wished that I was a billionaire. Barman: What in the hell was your third wish half your head is a frickin orange? Guy: It was a silly wish. I dot wanna say: Barman: Go on tell me, I’ll give you a drink. Guy: OK well for my third wish I wished that half my head was an orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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