How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

potato farming

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

sixty....eight.

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What is brown and sticky?

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

How do magnets work?

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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