Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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who eats pencils asians

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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