Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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