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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Anal cheese curds.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Sarah Palin is President

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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