Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Penis in a box.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Anti Joke

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