Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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