How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Nickelback.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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your momma's an antijoke

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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