I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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hey bill!

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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