What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

The Charlotte bobcats.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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