- Anti Joke

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Woman's Rights.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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