- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

the chicken whent boomand then died

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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