How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

A guy is playing cod

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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