What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

Penis.

no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

The horse's name was Friday

what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

An Asian person drove home safely.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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