Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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derp

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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Hi

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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High school gym class.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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