- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Why Because

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Amputations.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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