Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Did you know?

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Akshaytiger World

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Rock mattress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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