- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Gadaffi

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Obama.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Chaney is a dumb b****

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