why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What should I name my dog?

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Kittens.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Two women were sitting in silence.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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