What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Ancient Greeks rights

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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