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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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