Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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Feet

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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