what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Penis.

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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whats better than sex? cookies

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Why did Ralph fall off the swing He was distracted because he had a perfect view of the twin towers when 9-11 was happening

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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