Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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your mother is so lesbian

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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